Complaint - (on-going complaint) - Girl who sits next to me at work!
I can't explain how this person looks but hopefully my complaints about her will describe her enough. Maybe one day I will take a picture, who knows...
Things she has said:
1 - "Are we in pacific standard time, eastern or mountain.... or central"
I have no complaint but wow!
2 - "Hey Terri, how do you copy again... Control C?"
This is one of my favorites for many reasons -
a) Try it, see what happens. You computer probably won't blow up in your face
b) Come on... Are you really that stupid
3 - "Hey, what was that boy band with the red hats that looked like cake"
This should give you a hint about the girls weight. To describe devo's hat as cake (I can actually see that but it being your first description of a hat... hmm)
4 - She called a pizza place to order delivery... I hear this
" Hi, I am calling about a pizza party"
person on other end says something
"Do you remember me. I called before"
person on other end says something ... probably "No you idiot. I get 10 calls an hour about ordering pizza"
"Oh O.k... well can I order 5 pizzas. 1 extra cheese, 1 meat lovers...."
5 - "Well, Hey!!! $8 is better than $5"
Yes captain obvious, $8 is indeed greater than $5.
6 - "Hey Audrey!!! Hey Audrey!!! come here!!!"
Audrey doesn't come within 1 minute
"Audrey.... Where are you?!?! Audrey!!!"
Audrey gets there
"Finally"
My dad always got mad at us Ortega's for not getting off our lazy butts to call someone. Now especially in a business where myself and her bosses - bosses - boss sits pretty much right next to her. These are the people who do staffing levels based on performance of company and specific groupings. Very Nice.
These are the people that are reproducing !!!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Energy Drink Accessories
Complaint - Energy Drink Accessories
Why do people have energy drink stickers on the back of their trucks? Why do they have hats with redbull on it?
Anyone?
Why do people have energy drink stickers on the back of their trucks? Why do they have hats with redbull on it?
Anyone?
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sonograms
Complaint - Sonograms
I appreciate what I don't understand. I am not a doctor (nor an english major as you can tell). I am not a scientist. I do appreciate the complexity of animal reproduction technology, evolution, etc.
What I don't appreciate is people showing their sonograms to me and say "Here is my baby! There is the head! There is the leg!"etc.
All babies are either ugly or disgusting looking until the first month or so out of the mother. Don't ask me "Is my baby cute" either from the sonograms or those hideous first day pictures. I prefer to wait a month and lie to you and say your baby is cute, then to lie to you now
The joy of life is cute. Ask me "isn't this amazing. the stuff we don't understand". I would say yes. But to ask "is my baby cute" ...
Here is what each remind me of
Sonogram
= 
First day of baby birth pictures
= 
At least to me.
I appreciate what I don't understand. I am not a doctor (nor an english major as you can tell). I am not a scientist. I do appreciate the complexity of animal reproduction technology, evolution, etc.
What I don't appreciate is people showing their sonograms to me and say "Here is my baby! There is the head! There is the leg!"etc.
All babies are either ugly or disgusting looking until the first month or so out of the mother. Don't ask me "Is my baby cute" either from the sonograms or those hideous first day pictures. I prefer to wait a month and lie to you and say your baby is cute, then to lie to you now
The joy of life is cute. Ask me "isn't this amazing. the stuff we don't understand". I would say yes. But to ask "is my baby cute" ...
Here is what each remind me of
Sonogram
= First day of baby birth pictures
= At least to me.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
People who walk funny
complaint - people who walk funny
People who walk funny really bug me. I think if i meet someone who walks funny, the first impression will always turn out to be negative.
I am not talking Monty Python School of funny walks or whatever that was called, just people who may have a problem that makes them walk different then what i am used to seeing. Yes, I am totally mean for writing this.
There is a lady from work who walks like she is trying to keep held a giant boulder in her stomach. And this boulder is causing her face to look gaunt and mean. From day 1, this lady (even though she is very nice) started on a different level than someone with a "regular" walk.
Also, people that walk very loud bother me. Loud, chunky girl sandals kill me the most. It sounds like fat feet hitting plastic with a sudden abrupt choppy sound to define when the feet leaves the plastic part of the sandal. Very gross.
Really bothers me.
Sorry to be mean and to offend.
People who walk funny really bug me. I think if i meet someone who walks funny, the first impression will always turn out to be negative.
I am not talking Monty Python School of funny walks or whatever that was called, just people who may have a problem that makes them walk different then what i am used to seeing. Yes, I am totally mean for writing this.
There is a lady from work who walks like she is trying to keep held a giant boulder in her stomach. And this boulder is causing her face to look gaunt and mean. From day 1, this lady (even though she is very nice) started on a different level than someone with a "regular" walk.
Also, people that walk very loud bother me. Loud, chunky girl sandals kill me the most. It sounds like fat feet hitting plastic with a sudden abrupt choppy sound to define when the feet leaves the plastic part of the sandal. Very gross.
Really bothers me.
Sorry to be mean and to offend.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Voicemail
Complaint - Voicemail
What the hell?
Why is there the message of the person saying "you've reached blah blah, leave a message"
then you hear a stupid lady saying ... "If you like to to disconnect press 2 or to leave a fax press 3 or to leave a call back number press 4 or leave a message press 5 or simply stay on the line"
Why the freak is that necessary. Obviously i want to leave a message or else I wouldn't have listened to the person talking.
you know why (incoming conspiracy theory) - The cell phone companies are making money off of it. It last more than 60 seconds (usually) which causes you another minute on your bill..
Rip off and Stupid.
REVOLT
What the hell?
Why is there the message of the person saying "you've reached blah blah, leave a message"
then you hear a stupid lady saying ... "If you like to to disconnect press 2 or to leave a fax press 3 or to leave a call back number press 4 or leave a message press 5 or simply stay on the line"
Why the freak is that necessary. Obviously i want to leave a message or else I wouldn't have listened to the person talking.
you know why (incoming conspiracy theory) - The cell phone companies are making money off of it. It last more than 60 seconds (usually) which causes you another minute on your bill..
Rip off and Stupid.
REVOLT
Monday, July 6, 2009
Small Talk
Complaint - Small Talk
My new approach to small is talk is something like this
"Hey man. Anything new in your life"
My response "nothing new but small talk" or even "I don't like small talk" or "Do you really care or is this small talk"
Common small talk indicators
Every time you talk to the person (it could be 5 times in one day) they start off the conversation with the same thing "hows it going"
I don't like that. If you really cared about "how it goes" then you would only ask it once and then you would remember and not have to ask 5 times in a day. You don't really care.
You haven't seen the person is years and they say "so what is new with you".
Red Flag - Small talk incoming
Any other indicators? What are good responses?
My new approach to small is talk is something like this
"Hey man. Anything new in your life"
My response "nothing new but small talk" or even "I don't like small talk" or "Do you really care or is this small talk"
Common small talk indicators
Every time you talk to the person (it could be 5 times in one day) they start off the conversation with the same thing "hows it going"
I don't like that. If you really cared about "how it goes" then you would only ask it once and then you would remember and not have to ask 5 times in a day. You don't really care.
You haven't seen the person is years and they say "so what is new with you".
Red Flag - Small talk incoming
Any other indicators? What are good responses?
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